Monday, January 18, 2010
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Streets and Situations
Is it a sign?
You are the judge!
I was driving towards the lebanese embassy to do some paperwork and I got into this funny situation..
They got unusual street names in Abu Dhabi, and on my way, I had to pass by the intersection of سعادة(happiness street) and كرامة(pride street)!!! guess what was there.. the royal stables!
...عند ملتقى السعادة و الكرامة، لا بد أنك ذاهب نحو حياة تعج بال (fill in the blanks)
You are the judge!
I was driving towards the lebanese embassy to do some paperwork and I got into this funny situation..
They got unusual street names in Abu Dhabi, and on my way, I had to pass by the intersection of سعادة(happiness street) and كرامة(pride street)!!! guess what was there.. the royal stables!
...عند ملتقى السعادة و الكرامة، لا بد أنك ذاهب نحو حياة تعج بال (fill in the blanks)
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Blogging Spree
on Tuesday, I had a little car problem!
While I was in a 7 hours meeting all day long (Quarter review and long discussions) a colleague of mine was being a little carried away by being late and he hit my car.. Nothing much, no2or zgheer!
Frankly enough, that's not the story... here it is..
I came out from that long day, and I even didn't notice the bump.. I saw that guy's business card on my window and made the link afterwards. Enno, he should be some relative of Mahatma Ghandi, yet I was perplexed.
You can't repair your car in the UAE unless you get a police report that costs $140. And I couldn't refrain from calling those cops to get their ass moving with their top notch gadgets and toys that made that report cost that much (I so much remembered the Leb police biker with his heritage moustache and that I would even hug when he would eventually give me a ticket in Beirut).
Now, I feel bad about that whole story. I made the guy pay for something immaterial! He was a gentlemen and I went material with him. Sorry dude! I hope I can make it up to you!
Allah ySAAED (click on the title for more info)
While I was in a 7 hours meeting all day long (Quarter review and long discussions) a colleague of mine was being a little carried away by being late and he hit my car.. Nothing much, no2or zgheer!
Frankly enough, that's not the story... here it is..
I came out from that long day, and I even didn't notice the bump.. I saw that guy's business card on my window and made the link afterwards. Enno, he should be some relative of Mahatma Ghandi, yet I was perplexed.
You can't repair your car in the UAE unless you get a police report that costs $140. And I couldn't refrain from calling those cops to get their ass moving with their top notch gadgets and toys that made that report cost that much (I so much remembered the Leb police biker with his heritage moustache and that I would even hug when he would eventually give me a ticket in Beirut).
Now, I feel bad about that whole story. I made the guy pay for something immaterial! He was a gentlemen and I went material with him. Sorry dude! I hope I can make it up to you!
Allah ySAAED (click on the title for more info)
What am I doing here!?
Everyone comes through this question every now and then!
What am I doing here?
But then again, you think it's ok, I am working, I am getting experience, I am blablabla.. and things will be better, I am playing music, I will have my band soon..
However, the very same question is a measure of how much would you handle thinking "it's ok"... when actually it's not ok.. because you're asking yourself the question!!
Moral of the story!! STOP nagging and get a life!! I wonder why people give more time for their sadness rather than their happiness.. I wonder when I would meet someone who'd tell me: "I just can't stop going to the gym, I wish I can stop training!!"
Damn! What am I doing here?
What am I doing here?
But then again, you think it's ok, I am working, I am getting experience, I am blablabla.. and things will be better, I am playing music, I will have my band soon..
However, the very same question is a measure of how much would you handle thinking "it's ok"... when actually it's not ok.. because you're asking yourself the question!!
Moral of the story!! STOP nagging and get a life!! I wonder why people give more time for their sadness rather than their happiness.. I wonder when I would meet someone who'd tell me: "I just can't stop going to the gym, I wish I can stop training!!"
Damn! What am I doing here?
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Branding
I am thinking of hiring a marketing / branding agency to handle all my blogs, social networking sites, websites and emails.
It can’t be serious from now on! Can’t you just CALL me!!??
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Efficiency and Usefulness
مجهول القى قنبلة يدوية فجراليوم في قطعة ارض خالية في شارع شخبوط فر من بعدها مستعينا بأليته المجهولة الصنع ألى جهة مجهولة و قال شهود عيان أن المعتدي ليس من أبناء الحارة
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
Paperwork
Breaking News: the Ministry of Expatriated Affairs issued today a special form for allowing transport of special products to the country of expatriation (due to increasing trade in that sector)
the form will be titled:" 7adan baddo chi men Lebnen?"
the main use is to facilitate and to measure the amount of 3assal, teen, kechek, bzourat and etc. that is being channeled to the expatriates destination. This will enhance trade, tourism and blabla...
Every traveler will be required to fill 3 copies of the form, attach 7 recent pictures (4x4) and have a judicial record report and a bank statement along with a declaration of all properties within the country in order to start the procedure
the form will be titled:" 7adan baddo chi men Lebnen?"
the main use is to facilitate and to measure the amount of 3assal, teen, kechek, bzourat and etc. that is being channeled to the expatriates destination. This will enhance trade, tourism and blabla...
Every traveler will be required to fill 3 copies of the form, attach 7 recent pictures (4x4) and have a judicial record report and a bank statement along with a declaration of all properties within the country in order to start the procedure
Monday, July 14, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
my Sense of humour
Some people travel abroad looking for money,
Other people leave just because they've had it!
A third group is there because they have bigger dreams
I am here.. ummm.. it was previously there.. now it's here.. well, am here to have myself a better sense of humour!
It started as a joke, after thinking of it, I guess it fits as a reason!
Hmmmm!
Other people leave just because they've had it!
A third group is there because they have bigger dreams
I am here.. ummm.. it was previously there.. now it's here.. well, am here to have myself a better sense of humour!
It started as a joke, after thinking of it, I guess it fits as a reason!
Hmmmm!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Inchallah boukra 3al akid
Hello,
well... all previous posts were mainly pictures, videos or audios
I guess it is high time I start writing..
Come back tomorrow, I guess it is certain that.. mmm..
Khalass come back tomorrow w kello bi koun tamem!
Bta3ref chou? de2elle telefone abel ma temche.. b2ellak ayya se3a..
ok?
well... all previous posts were mainly pictures, videos or audios
I guess it is high time I start writing..
Come back tomorrow, I guess it is certain that.. mmm..
Khalass come back tomorrow w kello bi koun tamem!
Bta3ref chou? de2elle telefone abel ma temche.. b2ellak ayya se3a..
ok?
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
You know what I mean?
(I like this concept from PEN AND INK)
She: If you're happy and you know it, slap your friends!
He: How would I know?
She: I don't know, you know what I mean?
He: La2!
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Friday, November 23, 2007
I called you
Dear customer, your balance is ___.__$ including 10% VAT. Please settle your bill before 23/11/07. For more info call 111.
Monday, November 5, 2007
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