Last time I wrote a blog

Damn! The last time I wrote on this blog was back in August!

Streets and Situations

Is it a sign?

You are the judge!

I was driving towards the lebanese embassy to do some paperwork and I got into this funny situation..

They got unusual street names in Abu Dhabi, and on my way, I had to pass by the intersection of سعادة(happiness street) and كرامة(pride street)!!! guess what was there.. the royal stables!

...عند ملتقى السعادة و الكرامة، لا بد أنك ذاهب نحو حياة تعج بال (fill in the blanks)

Efficiency and Usefulness

مجهول القى قنبلة يدوية فجراليوم في قطعة ارض خالية في شارع شخبوط فر من بعدها مستعينا بأليته المجهولة الصنع ألى جهة مجهولة و قال شهود عيان أن المعتدي ليس من أبناء الحارة

Paperwork

Breaking News: the Ministry of Expatriated Affairs issued today a special form for allowing transport of special products to the country of expatriation (due to increasing trade in that sector)

the form will be titled:" 7adan baddo chi men Lebnen?"

the main use is to facilitate and to measure the amount of 3assal, teen, kechek, bzourat and etc. that is being channeled to the expatriates destination. This will enhance trade, tourism and blabla...

Every traveler will be required to fill 3 copies of the form, attach 7 recent pictures (4x4) and have a judicial record report and a bank statement along with a declaration of all properties within the country in order to start the procedure

Coppee

Pi Coppee aw ma pi coppee??!

my Sense of humour

Some people travel abroad looking for money,

Other people leave just because they've had it!

A third group is there because they have bigger dreams

I am here.. ummm.. it was previously there.. now it's here.. well, am here to have myself a better sense of humour!

It started as a joke, after thinking of it, I guess it fits as a reason!

Hmmmm!

Inchallah boukra 3al akid

Hello,

well... all previous posts were mainly pictures, videos or audios

I guess it is high time I start writing..

Come back tomorrow, I guess it is certain that.. mmm..

Khalass come back tomorrow w kello bi koun tamem!

Bta3ref chou? de2elle telefone abel ma temche.. b2ellak ayya se3a..

ok?

Are you kidding me?

I called you

Dear customer, your balance is ___.__$ including 10% VAT. Please settle your bill before 23/11/07. For more info call 111.

Focus! tree!!

What you see is not an optical effect!
It is a tree that is not focusing on the daily matters of life

Do you see what happens?

Hidden talent

Hollywood star climber (najm sa3ed)

Good Bye Mr.Tenor!

Dear All

This is to celebrate the newly formed blog!

You are all invited for a celebration on September 2, 2007 at 7h30pm sharp at my place

There will be fireworks and sambousik for all!